Friday, October 24, 2008

"Saw" returns to torture American intelligence

Look into the mirror, America. Tell me what you see.










Look familiar? Thought so.

In a dramatic turn of events, Saw is back. Now in its fifth iteration (and I'm pretty sure it died halfway through the second), Jigsaw and friends return tonight to theaters. Yay.

Though sure to be hackneyed and riddled with plot holes, Saw V will, no doubt, be well-received by its sheep following.

On a side note, I'm happy to report though that Jiggy won't be enough of a "hit" (lol) to dethrone Heath Ledger's "Joker" as the No. 1 pretentious, overdone Halloween outfit.

So go forth, America. Eat up the pile of crap David Hackl has presented you. Eat it and like it, and then get ready for next year's feast with the obligatory Saw VI. Bon appétit.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Does it also have a rastafarian following? That sheep appears to be sporting some baby dreds.